Funny Quotes from Golfers

Golf is a game of glory and humiliation. You can shoot a birdie on one hole and hit it onto the roof of a house on the next. They have yet to build the rollercoaster that can even remotely compare and golfers know it as these quotes show.

1. If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron. - Lee Trevino

2. If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork the way they do a golf club, they'd starve to death. - Sam Snead

3. The only sure rule in golf is - he who has the fastest cart never has to play the bad lie. - Mickey Mantle

4. There's no game like golf: you go out with three friends, play eighteen holes, and return with three enemies.

5. If I hit it right, it's a slice. If I hit it left, it's a hook. If I hit it straight, it's a miracle.

6. Real golfers, no matter what the provocation, never strike a caddie with the driver. The sand wedge is far more effective. - Huxtable Pippey

7. In baseball you hit your home run over the right-field fence, the left-field fence, the center-field fence. Nobody cares. In golf everything has got to be right over second base. - Ken Harrelson

8. They call it golf because all the other four letter words were taken. - Raymond Floyd

9. Golf is the cruelest of sports. Like life, it's unfair. It's a harlot. A trollop. It leads you on. It never lives up to its promises.... It's a boulevard of broken dreams. It plays with men. And runs off with the butcher. - Jim Murray

10. You can talk to a fade but a hook won't listen. - Lee Trevino

11. The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course. - Billy Graham

12. Play it as it lies is one of the fundamental dictates of golf. The other is Wear it if it clashes. - Henry Beard

13. I've had a good day when I don't fall out of the cart. - Buddy Hackett

14. You have to understand, I don't play golf for fun. It's my business. When the mailman starts delivering mail on his off day, that's when I'll start playing golf for the hell of it. - Lee Trevino

15. One of the nice things about the Senior Tour is that we can take a cart and cooler. If your game is not going well, you can always have a picnic. - Lee Trevino

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Aazdak Alisimo writes for GolfClubCourse.com - your resource for finding golf courses.

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